Oh, those crazy Russian activists! They interrupted a speech by chess champ turned politician Gary Kasparov with some sort of flying dildo contraption. But they sure made their point! (Wait, was their point again?) Click for video and the security guard's King Kong reaction.

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· Flying Russian Penis Caught on Tape (daveandthomas.blogspot.com)

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