We've been sitting here for awhile, trying to think of how many different puns, double entendres, and outright clichés we can fit into this one post, but for some reason we keep getting stuck on one variation or another of "balls in her court." That's the problem with tennis—it's just the same old back and forth, back and forth, until one of the competitors simply can't get it in anymore. Then they switch ends and do it all over again. Oh, and at some point a lot of ball boys get involved. Do you see how hard it is to come up with something dirty to say about that?

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· " Sex on Tennis Court" (RedTube)

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