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This New York Times profile was a little too long sophisticated for us to fully comprehend, but it seems to be about a man who built a multi-million dollar empire by figuring out how to charge your credit card for online porn, and who also spends a good deal of time working for the American Bible Association and a (shady, possibly fake) animal rescue organization. (That's him on the left, with one of the world's biggest porn moguls.) He's also bankrupted a few companies and spent some time in jail for mail fraud ... but frankly, what enterprising online porntrepreneur hasn't? (nytimes.com)