Just the thought of watching "The Hills" has the same effect on us that watching one of those flashy Japanese cartoons has on epileptic kids, but we're warming up to the idea of watching a show about Audrina Patridge walking around in a bikini. At least one person with a hand agrees. (Click the image for a gallery.)

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