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Hey, Kanye West—you've just performed a sold out show in front of screaming thousands at Madison Square Garden! What are you gonna do now? "I'm going to play a set at a private party at a restaurant on the East Side surrounded by naked astronaut babes!" (Yeah, we figured Disneyworld was a little far to travel, not to mention the fact that it's been done already.) (brooklynvegan.com; photos via punkphoto.com)