We've complained about this before, but ... when the heck is summer going to start? Every time we think that the sunny days are finally here to stay, some stupid cold front moves through and we're bundled up under the covers. Nuts apparently feels our pain this week, because they've brought us a true taste of why we're so impatient for summer to get here: hot chicks on the beach. And they even went above and beyond their call of duty by bringing two of our favorite crush objects (and their wet, tanned and naked breasts) together at last. Just knowing that Sophie Howard and Eva Wyrwal are BBFFL (= Best Beach Friends For Life) makes us feel as warm as if we were lounging in the hot sun and sand with them right now! Which we're not. Why couldn't they build the internet closer to the ocean?

· NUTS 50 Sexiest Beach Snaps Featuring Eve Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)

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