We knew it wouldn't take long, but thanks to our Porn Scene Investigators, the mystery of the humping shark has been solved. Loyal comment-smith Al aka El Negro Magnifico was the first in line to inform us that the clip in question comes from the tastefully named Fat Beach Patrol series (Volume 4), which we're assuming is some sort of big girl Baywatch ripoff. Then brinomite—who claims to actually have had a hand in this bucket of chum—pointed us toward a slightly longer version of the clip, complete with dead-on Robert Shaw impersonation. The whale jokes were, sadly, too tired late to make any difference. Next time, try the far wittier "you're gonna need a bigger boat" reference.

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· Fat Beach Patrol 4 (PornoTube)
· Fat Beach Patrol # 4 DVD (cduniverse.com)

Previously: Fleshbot PSI: Find This Shark!

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