Don't get us wrong: we are all for "young gorgeous girls with smooth supple bodies." (Or at least we suppose they'll do in a pinch.) But don't you think they have better things to do with their youth, suppleness and—in the case of Micah Moore—feet than to be taking showers all the time?

Because we're understandably prepared—at all times—for female ejaculation, we expected something different from this movie. "Showers" indicates squirting to us, not actual hygiene. But the press release sounded downright Sapphic:

This film is filled with sexy young girls who display their love of the female form by teasing and playing with each other's bodies until their hearts' content!

Grammar aside, how'd they get the camera into the shower without the lens fogging up? After all, it's "Hot Showers."

Hot Showers #16 features five incredibly erotic scenes with sultry girl-on-girl action. All of these ladies are undeniably hot for each other and give deliciously lust-filled performances. The chemistry between the performers is unquestionably satisfying for the viewer

Incredibly. Undeniably. Deliciously. Unquestionably. What about Nozzly? Drainily? Dermabradily? What about "Not the Dermabradily XXX"?

In stores now! Hot Showers #16 is guaranteed to satisfy all of those wet-and-wild fantasies!

Damn. Now we're bad people for not having any of those?

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