We love porn, obviously. But do you know who really, really loves porn? Your mom! Ha, ha! Just kidding ... but not really. Moms do love porn and a lot of moms—more than you probably think—are actively starring in porn. The most famous is likely Belladonna, who gave birth to a daughter three years ago, but kept right on working—even filming scenes with her growing belly—and came back stronger and filthier than ever. So as we head into this most important holiday weekend (you did remember to at the very least send a card, right?), we salute Miss Bella and all the other hardworking hot mamas out there. We're going to celebrate by trying to find a MILF-compilation disc that has actual mothers in it and then maybe give your mom a call. Ha, ha! Just kidding, again! (We usually just text her.)

· Belladonna Proudly Mixes Porn With Motherhood (thenaughtyamerican.com)
· Related: The MILF Index (complex.com)

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