By Dashiell Bennett, 4:12 PM on Fri May 9 2008, 2,547 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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Hey kids, come gather round the hearth, because we want to tell you about those old timey days when music was not downloaded for free off BitTorrent, but was instead sold on big round black discs. And those discs were kept in giant packages that we called "record covers." And those covers ... were totally perverted and fucked up. Us old folk don't know what we were thinking back then. (blackbookmag.com)