As you've already figured out from watching dirty movies, most contemporary porn involves proving to the viewer that complete sexual congress actually took place: hence the popularity of facial money shots, or money shots anywhere outside of a body cavity for that matter. So when we are confronted with a movie which trumpets the fact that said cumshots took place internally, we have to take it on faith that they really did happen.

All of which is an overinvolved way of introducing Cruel Media's "All Internal 7", in which we find everything that is good and wonderful about European porn: namely, hot but relatively anonymous babes with names like Bonny Bon and Beatrix and the exceptionally well-endowed men who attend to them.

But it's those internal popshots—not to mention the occasional sparkling wine enema—that distinguish this title from similar fare. So if the phrase "Hot Shots In Hot Babes!" (you know, as opposed to "Hot Shots On Hot Babes!") means something special to you, you've come to the right place. And considering the fact that all those otherwise internal popshots end up being dribbled into a champagne glass or otherwise expelled anyway ... well, maybe you don't have to rely on faith after all.

· Cruel Media's "All Internal 7" (DVD info + gallery + trailer @ julesjordanvideo.com)