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XXX Trek: Even The Klingons Are Afraid

A "Where no porn has gone before!" joke seems like the perfect headline for this post, but then we realized that there might be a reason why some things remain unexplored. Star Trek-inspired porn is, of course, not that novel, but we're a little confused by this odd comic book/sci-fi/porn hybrid: is it some kind of manga, a DVD, a film with with paint by numbers colors scribbled over the participants, or just some bizarre alien technology we've yet to discover? (One thing we do know is that despite whatever you may be thinking, it is not Japanese.) So what exactly will you face if you board the U.S.S. Intercourse? Bad puns, grammatical errors, and a thirst for space travel—but you'll need a tricorder and a valid credit card to figure out the rest.

· XXX Trek (kbeech.com, via candycrash.com)

12:30 PM on Wed May 7 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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Snowbunny at 12:54 PM on 05/07/08
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It's like Porn Wars...but worse. I didn't think it was possible to be worse than porn wars.
Camaro02 at 01:41 PM on 05/07/08
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Nothing can be worse than the original;
"Sex Trek: the Next Penetration" [www.gamelink.com]
Xniphobe at 04:46 PM on 05/07/08
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Wait...so you're saying that Chatsworth is not in Japan? Huh. Well, I suppose if I had a big, corporate research budget like some people, I could lace my posts with fancy references to obscure facts too. As it stands, I can only afford to include the more obvious stuff.
CloudCarrier at 05:44 PM on 05/07/08
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@Xniphobe: In whatever universe this spooled from, Chatsworth is apparently in Thailand.
no_one_can at 06:00 PM on 05/07/08
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The "live long and prosper" hand signal works great as a double penetrator
RickBarrs at 06:54 PM on 05/07/08
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@no_one_can: Agreed. I have long felt that The Spocker was far superior to The Shocker.
Tits McGee at 08:20 PM on 05/07/08
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Unless there's some hot Kirk-on-Spock action, count me out.
Cacafuego at 09:01 PM on 05/07/08
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Slash fiction in comic book form. Ewww.
So, who is Paramount suing over this?
HotMovies4Her at 07:03 AM on 05/08/08
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Come on haters. This one stars Randy Spears and features gems like "The vagina appears to have the power to control our minds."

I thought it was pretty freaking funny and I'm not even a Star Trek fan.

[www.hotmoviesforher.com]
Tits McGee at 04:12 PM on 05/08/08
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@HotMovies4Her: If wanting to watch Kirk and Spock make sweet, sweet love is wrong, I don't want to be right.