Lana Croft, whom last we saw in these virtual pages being mesmerized by Ange Venus and some Asian sirens, is back in a wet and wild adventure from the serene David Aaron Clark, who subtitled his latest movie "Mr. Hentai's Super-Funtime Asian Pool Party." (Never mind that Clark has never been an Asian a day in his life.) We asked what the movie would be about when he was planning it. "There will be a pool there, that's all I know." he said. "Then the magic will happen."

These photos were taken by the estimable Glenn Baren because my glasses kept fogging up in the shower.

The standard Porn Valley pool scene seems so much more classy somehow when no one feels compelled to drink a jug of water and squirt at you. I'm glad it's not going to be that kind of movie.

"No Man's Land Asian Edition #7: Mr. Hentai's Super-Funtime Asian Pool Party" will doubtless be released before the Summer Olympics begin, so laser-topical is the porn marketing machine.

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