By Dashiell Bennett, 4:32 PM on Tue May 6 2008, 2,144 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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U.S. soldiers are mounting protests to fight the proposed ban on Playboy, Penthouse, and other girlie mags at base stores. Since they're also fighting to give the rest of us the right to stay at home and jerk off, don't you think we should return the favor? (stripes.com, via avn.com)