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A look back at the week that was ...

· Jimi Hendrix kissed the sky with some foxy ladies, except maybe he didn't. At least we got a valuable history lesson out of it.
· If you haven't figured out yet why we're such Lorelei Lee fans, well ... we're sorry that your eyesight is so bad.
· When it comes to her fans, Ava Devine is very hands-on.
· We all have our "Heavy Loads" to bear.

· There's still more porn awards to hand out? Did you win anything this time?
· Is it possible that Keeley Hazell has always been a singer, but we were just too distracted by her breasts to hear anything?
· Remember, only 29 more shopping days until National Masturbation Month is over. Then what will you do for the other 11?