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Tony Zirkle is just a humble Republican lawyer from the heartland of Indiana who is running for Congress because he believes in lower taxes, smaller government, and a Jewish conspiracy to destroy the white race by using an army of black porn stars to commit "womb genocide" on white women, which he calls the "Pornocaust". Yes, it's a giant barrel of crazy. though we think we saw that DVD for sale in the $3.99 bin at the video store not too long ago ... (jewcy.com, with thumbnail assistance by our good friend Blackzilla)