Despite all the jokes we may make about it whenever we come across fap material in a foreign tongue, porn really is the universal language: though our Portuguese isn't good enough to decipher what Hannah and Carlos have written on their blog, the tastefully blurry hardcore pictures they've posted of themselves getting it on with each other and the occasional ladyfriend make their message perfectly clear. Now if only they'd stop those "Songs for Hannah" from autoplaying—there's nothing like a blast of Carrie Underwood to make our hot Brazilian sex fantasies go awry. Think there's a way to use porn to tell them that, too?

· Hannah & Carlos (hannahecarlos.blogspot.com, via Naked City; sound warning!)

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