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If you're a University of Wisconsin Law School student who was hoping to bone up (sorry) on your sex toy knowledge via that "Sex Toys 101" seminar that was canceled this week in a possible violation of certain First Amendment principles, not to worry— we'll still be here to teach you everything about sex toys you ever wanted to know. Of course, we won't be able to help you with any hands-on demonstrations of your own: that costs extra, and you'll have to take us out for dinner first. (avn.com)