Forget combining porn and video games—we want to see more people combine porn and kung fu movies! Really, it's a natural combination: both porn actors and kung fu stars can get pretty acrobatic with their special moves and fancy abilities, and you wouldn't have to worry about any of that uncanny valley stuff either. Good thing someone did make a porn clip like that. Sometimes, we really do get what we wish for.

· Acrobatic China Sex (youporn.com - thanks Laust!)

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