How's the weather where you are? It's chilly and rainy here, which is kind of disheartening after eight days or so of sunny and warm. Summer is almost, but not quite here and it seems to be delaying itself for some reason and that's making us a bit grumpy. Of course, we're still better off than this couple that has to wear scarves and mittens just to get busy at an outdoor rest stop. How fuzzily inconvenient! Hopefully, wherever they are now is toasty warm so that they can doff those bulky old coats and really heat things up. On the other hand, that post-facial snowball fight looks like it might be pretty fun. Boy, now we miss winter! Why can't it get here faster?!

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· "cold winter day" (RedTube)

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