Fleshbot 
Apr 29, 2008 2:38 PM
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There are many things wrong with this setup from a long-forgotten porn compilation called "Pussy Beat 2" (the proudly Canadian Brandon Iron welcoming a still-brunette Anita Dark to America while wearing a Canada t-shirt being one of them), but we do give them a lot of credit for not making the obvious "trouser snake" joke. OK, they do make that joke, but not in the completely obvious way. Click to see the shocking surprise twist will have you on the edge of your seat ... although it's possible you'll just be looking for the fast forward button.
· Worst Porn Intro Ever (or the best?) (funnyordie.com)
·"Pussy Beat 2" (VHS [!] info @ excaliburfilms.com)
There are many things wrong with this setup from a long-forgotten porn compilation called "Pussy Beat 2" (the proudly Canadian Brandon Iron welcoming a still-brunette Anita Dark to America while wearing a Canada t-shirt being one of them), but we do give them a lot of credit for not making the obvious "trouser snake" joke. OK, they do make that joke, but not in the completely obvious way. Click to see the shocking surprise twist will have you on the edge of your seat ... although it's possible you'll just be looking for the fast forward button.
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