Poor Majority-Challenged Blackzilla: the load he carries is so onerous that he often has to lay it down on your hot wife. Problem is, sometimes she is frightened and/or partially blinded and can't provide the weary traveler with any hospitality. It must be his opening line.

Can you be like last time's winner, hebear mcghee, and think of a worthwhile alternative to Blackzilla's plaintive request of "May I drape my cock over your right eye?"? We can't bring ourselves to type (or even copy and paste) the title again, but there's a copy of the DVD for s/he who comes up with the best one.

· Shane's World (shanesworld.com)
· Buy "My Hot Wife Is Fucking Blackzilla 13" (gamelink.com)