Longtime Fleshbot Crush Object and noted anti-shoulder stink crusader Mika Tan has returned to Porn Valley from an extended trip to the Mysterious East, and we couldn't be happier. This week she helped launch RudeTV, an adult internet TV station that happens to be located in the offices vacated by the defunct KSEXRadio. Tan worked her charm on callers from West Virginia and Boston, both of whom wanted her to play with dildos. "You guys are all about the dildos tonight," she remarked. "Well, all right."

The motivation for the pose above was: "Your shadow might wish you ill."

· RudeTV (rudetv.com)
· Mika Tan (mikatan.com)
· See also: "RudeTV sprouts from the grave of KSEX" (gramponante.com)

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