Though my title would have been "VaGIANT 9," Hustler's choice of the easily-identifiable "Elliot Splitz-Her" for its ripped-from-the-headlines pornification of the prostie-loving former New York Governor is proof enough why it owns real estate and I only have fond memories. Veteran performer Mike Horner (first porn scene, 1978; recently, Mike Not-the-Brady in "Not the Bradys XXX") was deemed to have the gravitas required to inhabit the role of "Client (of course) 69."
"Gov Love: The Elliott Splitz-Her Story" costars the squirtastic Angela Stone and Kissy Kapri and will be hitting shelves next month; see what we're in for via the (PG-13) trailer and (XXX) box cover after the jump.
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· Hustler's "Gov Love" Trailer (youtube.com)
· Hustler Video (hustlervideo.com)
· See also: "Spitzer Sex Scenes: Now More Cringey" (Gawker)










Comments
I might need to buy this because it is sure to be a collector's item.
And if not, you could probably sell it on ebay.
Im still waiting for Not The Beverly Hillbilly's. Im sure Mike Horner could be Jethro Bodine, and if Max Hardcore is still alive, he can be Uncle Jed.
Thirty years in porn? Really?
If professional lays count toward sex-life experience, that man has Wilt the Stilt beat by quite a few.
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