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    Porn Of The Opportunistic Moment: Hustler's "Gov Love: The Elliot Splitz-Her Story"

    Though my title would have been "VaGIANT 9," Hustler's choice of the easily-identifiable "Elliot Splitz-Her" for its ripped-from-the-headlines pornification of the prostie-loving former New York Governor is proof enough why it owns real estate and I only have fond memories. Veteran performer Mike Horner (first porn scene, 1978; recently, Mike Not-the-Brady in "Not the Bradys XXX") was deemed to have the gravitas required to inhabit the role of "Client (of course) 69."

    "Gov Love: The Elliott Splitz-Her Story" costars the squirtastic Angela Stone and Kissy Kapri and will be hitting shelves next month; see what we're in for via the (PG-13) trailer and (XXX) box cover after the jump.

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    Gov Love: The Elliot Splitz-Her Story


    · Hustler's "Gov Love" Trailer (youtube.com)
    · Hustler Video (hustlervideo.com)
    · See also: "Spitzer Sex Scenes: Now More Cringey" (Gawker)


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