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Director Will Ryder hasn't always made his fortune strip mining 70's pop culture television for porn spoofs: once upon a time the former boy band crooner earned the equivalent of what he now spends on payola for "The Insider" the honest way, by shooting nubile teen cuties with daddy complexes as desperate for affection as they are their next fix of Double Bubble.
Adam & Eve imprint Bad Seed is set to release the third volume of Ryder's teen debutante series "Bubblegum Cuties" this week and gracing us with their tender blossoms are Marina Mae, Marissa Mendoza, Faye Valentine, Brooke Belle, and Isabella Amour. Five up and coming porn starlets, each more hungry than the next to be the next Jenna Jameson ... what more can you ask for? (OK, maybe Teagan Presley with magical witch powers, but you can't have everything.)
· Adam & Eve (adamandeve.com)
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Gentlemen, please make sure to have your pubic hair trimmed (quite) short or shaved entirely, if & when exchanging chiclets for (access to) chicks's slits. You never want anything, let alone Big League Chew, snarled amongst your plumbling. That said, if one's pubes were to become commingled with gum, one could burn it off during a Smoky Tornado -- huh?
@josereyes.theroof: This is exactly why Steak Dinner Dentyne never gained a foothold/job in the marketplace, but I still find the occasional pack during my visits to Little Michigan and MicrOlympia sections of town (but never, ever in Oahu City, which is three solid blocks of breath mints).
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