Exhausted by the seemingly neverending election season? If you don't give a rat's ass about exit polls, take a break from Clinton vs. Obama with an election that really matters: Stockroom.com's National Butt Month Competition , an intense campaign to determine who shall be crowned (if that's the right term) with coveted title of Best Ass in both male and female categories. Sure, the results of this election probably won't end the war or get us universal healthcare, but we promise the debates will be a lot more interesting. (Come to think about it, this might be one way to decide that whole Democratic nomination thing once and for all. Quick, someone get a camera!)

· Buttmonth: Vote for the Best Male and Female Ass! (sandm.com)

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