By Dashiell Bennett, 10:29 AM on Mon Apr 21 2008, 3,504 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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There has never been anything sexy about orthodontics (ever), but we have to tip our hats to the ad wizards who somehow found a way to tart up dental appliances and make them worthy of a steamy late night encounter. There is nothing in this world dorkier than a nighttime mouthguard, but for some strange reason we feel compelled to buy one. Maybe two! On the other hand, if your date is going this well, at this point in the evening we doubt a little teeth grinding is going to bother anyone.

· Sexy Banned Commercial extended version (YouTube - thanks Jay!)