Does your idea of a good time involve things like chokeholds and ball gags instead of hearts and flowers? Good news! Noted porn director Tristan Taormino has just announced a new reality-based series for Vivid that's all about rough sex and the ladies who like it. She's now casting "Penny Flame's Expert Guide to Rough Sex" for Vivid-Ed, and the series will offer expert tips on how to spank, slap, and choke safely. (And just in time, too, because that trip to the emergency room last weekend was no fun at all.) (vivid-ed.com)

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