By Dashiell Bennett, 9:00 PM on Fri Apr 18 2008, 16,639 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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A look back at the week that was ...

· We think we've exhausted all the Passover jokes ... for now.
· Finally, some "Top Shelf" entertainment that we would actually put on our top shelf. (It will be more comfortable up there.)
· Hey, it's the "Marilyn Monroe" "blowjob" film that's totally "valuable" and "authentic." Also, we are "handsome" and "powerful" "billionaires."
· They grow up so fast, don't they?
· Maybe now would be a good time for you to ask for a promotion at work.
· We hope Sasha Grey got everything she asked for this year.
· Can't anyone speak proper English around heer? Er ... here.
· Remember, porn is serious business. Of course, that doesn't mean you can't do some serious fapping to it as well.