Some people find that the Dewey Decimal System is the hottest classification system there is, but personally, we've always found the Library of Congress system to be way kinkier. We guess that's our naughty side talking. Unfortunately, we're still not sure how to classify this particular video. Should we file it under G for German porn or A for Anal? Or maybe it should go on the B shelf next to Blondes? (Which comes before Brunettes, of course.) Perhaps a good cross-referencing catalog will ensure that everyone finds what they want here, whether they're looking for cunnilingus, cumshots or cock. Just try to put it back in the right slot when you're finished.

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· "library fuck" (Megarotic)

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