NEW YORK, 12:55 AM, WED JUL 9 | 20 POSTS IN THE LAST 24 HOURS | tips@fleshbot.com | RSS
« next »
 

Don't ask us why, but we're thinking that there may be at least a couple of Fleshbot readers out there who will want to know about the CheckMate Semen and "Sperm" Detection Test Kit, which is touted as the "easiest and most cost effective way to put an end to the nightmare of suspicion and doubt caused by the infidelity of a cheating spouse or of a sexually active teen" but has a host of other uses too. After all, who doesn't want to know whether that hotel bedspread really is as dirty as they say it is or if your creepy roommate was jerking off on the sofa while you were at worK? (Hey, we said not to ask us, OK?) (brickhousesecurity.com; see also YouTube - via Jezebel)

10:10 AM on Fri Apr 18 2008
By Fleshbot
812 views
1 comment

Comments

  • Image of 4rnsic 4rnsic at 07:56 PM on 04/20/08
    Reply by Email

    Be careful with this. This is only a screening test, and it will react with substances other than semen. Horseradish, for example. Now, why you would have horseradish in your shorts is a hole other issue. But I digress...

Start a discussion:

Reply by Email

Login with your username and password below. Or comment on this post via email.