So there we were yesterday afternoon sitting in the Stoya poster-plastered confines of the break room here at Fleshbot Central eating lunch from our Stoya lunchbox (which we totally had custom made and it is awesome) when all of a sudden an intern came running in with a copy of an email message that had just arrived: "Dear Fleshbot," the email said. "Here at Lazerbunny we are broadcasting from the future, and we knew four years ago that you would fall in love with Stoya. So we did this super intergalactic futurist dada vaginal view secretary photoset to keep you kids occupied while you're waiting for her next movie to come out. Hope you like it! Love, Stoyabot 3000 v3.0"

Yeah, we didn't believe it either ... until we saw the attachments they had included, which were exactly what they described. And since it's not every day we receive an intergalactic futurist dada vaginal view secretary photoset starring Stoya, we're sharing it with you below. If only every day in the Fleshbot Central break room was so magical.

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· Photos by Lazerbunny (lazerbunny.com)