What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and there was ... no internet? Last night's episode of South Park imagined what that nightmarish hellscape would look like and it isn't pretty. Who would bring you your Japanese tentacle porn and trans lube boys if you didn't have good ol' Fleshbot to fap around with anymore? Did you ever think about that?

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