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For everyone (and by "everyone" we mean "women") who were inconvenienced, offended, or otherwise put out by Steak and Blowjob Day last month, relief is at hand: today is Cake and Cunnilingus Day! Hallmark still hasn't gotten around to making a card for it yet, but that shouldn't stop anyone from demanding politely requesting the sweet treats in question—like we said before, this is one of those situations where it really is just as good to give as it is to receive. (cakeandcunnilingus.com)