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If you're not feeling flexible enough for some of the more advanced positions in the Kama Sutra, you could start taking yoga — or you could just buy the Sculpta Sutra Modeling Kit and let some clay do the bending for you. Sure, it won't be as much fun as the real thing, but if you're dying to try that STanding 69 or Wife Of Indra this might be as close as you can get. (baronbob.com, via unscathedcorpse.blogspot.com)