A look back at the week that was ...

· If it weren't for Stoya, we would never get any work done around here. Sometimes we think she's the only reason we show up for work at all.
· Freedom is a precious thing ... especially when it comes to enemas.
· Our Fukking Masheens Contest: Let us show u it!
· You thought you were over the whole MILF thing, but resistance is futile.
· If Tristan Taormino says the G-spot really exists, we believe.
· Feminists don't hate porn. They just hate bad porn.

· That Heather Mills just can't stop her shocking scandlous ways, even if they're not so shocking anymore.
· Who says that pornstars can't act?
· And who says real men don't wear hot pink vinyl thongs? Not us!
· Whatever else you do this weekend, remember to keep it raw. And real. And real raw.

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