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Sex on the Beach is a really horrible drink that owes its popularity solely to the fact that people like to talk about having sex on the beach regardless of whether or not they've actually had it. As anyone who's ever been there knows, however, it isn't all it's cracked up to be ... and certainly not always as good as it looks in porn clips like this one. (Then again, maybe those sticky-sweet drinks aren't so bad after all; after you're finished, at least you're full of alcohol instead of sand.)
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· "sex on the beach" (Megarotic)
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During college I worked as a summer intern for the man who directed this video. His name? Sandy Bunz. True story.
When the video started, all I can think is "god damn, that's a burly woman", she's like a hairless beach version of the sasquatch! Wondering, roaming, and pacing on the shore, occasionally scooping up some water. I was at the zoo last week, and I can't help but see the behavioral similarities between her and the pacing polar bears we watched.
Then the dude shows up, looking like the host of Survivor! Which kinda made since.
Never quite made it to the actual "porn"....
Peace, love, & LPs,
Tsuru
[www.tsururadio.com]
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