When we see something happen once, that's cool. We see it a second time and it's a neat coincidence. But when we see it a third time, it's a freakin' epidemic! Yes, we think that after witnessing just three short video clips posted on the internet we can conclusively state—without any qualification whatsoever—that riding on a boat turns all women into lesbians. It sounds crazy, but we can't argue with the evidence ... we can only enjoy it. A lot.

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· "Two Girls having Fun on Boat Trip" (RedTube)

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