At what point, did M.I.L.F. the acronym become MILF the noun, the adjective, and (coming soon, probably) a verb? It's an indistinct thing, much like the transition that a porn actress makes from "up and cummer" to, well ... a MILF. We can't pinpoint the moment that Chasey Lain crossed that barrier anymore than we can pinpoint the etymology of that word, but we do know that if she decides to instruct you in the proper methods and techniques of anything in the sexual universe, you should take good notes.

· Chasey Lain: MILF Trainer (hustlervideo.com)

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