Sorry, but if gym class had been like this I would have dropped out of high school in sheer terror. If my gym NOW were like this I might actually show up once in a while.

You won't find mention of it on the Raging Stallion website, but this is the first in a series of films made in partnership with Blue Star Ointment. Next up is Ringworm, in which Jake Danvers and his pals share toilet seats and wrestle (with itchy results). After that, Psoriasis, in which Jake Danvers and friends frolic in a dry climate, drinking, smoking, and stressing each other out (with itchy results). Unfortunately, the final entry in the series, Tetter, will likely never get made because no one knows what the hell "tetter" is.

My sources tell me the Blue Star folks are also in talks with manfeet.com for a branded subsite focusing on erotic corn and callous removal.

@Merkin: I'm sorry, dear, was that supposed to be amusing?

@Merkin and GayhawkAZ: For the record, I find both of your posts hilarious.

@GayhawkAZ: No. It fails to be amusing because I erroneously conflated Jake DECKARD with RJ Danvers. Had I gotten the name correct, you would have been vomiting with mirth.