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Much as we'd prefer to ignore all the shocked! and outraged! coverage of that Dita Von Teese pseudo-scandal, we have to give Monsters and Critics credit for the title of their piece covering the brouhaha: "Dita Von Teese had sex with a shoe". Really, it doesn't get much better than that. (people.monstersandcritics.com)