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And while we're on the subject of topless superheroines today ... well actually we don't know whether Aria Giovanni and Bianca Beauchamp have any real superpowers aside from the uncanny ability to cause a mysterious stirring in our pants whenever they're around. But even though they may be mere mortals, their knock-down, drag-out catfight in the new issue of Bizarre is every bit as hot as we expected it to be, proving that sometimes these things really are worth the wait (and hype). In fact, all that was missing was hypnotic laser beams shooting out of their boobs and ladyparts ... but we guess you can't have everything. (Though maybe they might want to consider that for Round 2?)

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· Aria Vs Bianca Shoot! (bizarremag.com; free registration may be required)

See also:
· Bianca Beauchamp (biancabeauchamp.com)
· Aria Giovanni (ariagiovanni.com)

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Previously: "Porn Is Actually Super-Powered Women Trying To Kill Each Other"