A tender tribute to the classic porn films of yesteryear, the logline of this Red Light District movie is "The Anus And Love Never Lose Their Elasticity." Three gently-aged swinger couples return to the same fading hotel each year to give anal creampies to their friends' wives; sample dialogue includes lines like "I love sharing my special lady with you this way" and "Your long-legged filly's got fine haunches, Alan."

The Leonard Cohen soundtrack and cameos from everyone from Rosie Walker to Clara Peller make this a great movie to watch after hot-tubbing.

· "Dirtpipe Reunions" (trailer @ redlightdistrict.com)

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