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Business analysts are taking a closer look at the proposed IPO for Penthouse Media Group. Will your portfolio become engorged with cash or limp and flaccid with premature insolvency? Sorry ... stock talk always gets us hot and bothered. (thestockmasters.com + abcnews.go.com)