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And this we know: when you've got the word "Gigantic" on a porn boxcover, the consumer believes the adjective modifies body parts. This week's contest might be a little Mad Libs-y, but what is the most incongruous thing you can think of that would follow "Gigantic"? Take your cue from last week's winner, bleeble, who thought to add a multicultural element to our posting worldview (which caters almost exclusively to Latvians).
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My Gigantic Graduation Gift From My Sexually Liberated But Odd Mother.
My Gigantic Healthcare Reform Initiative
My GIGANTIC Grocery List (I knew I should't've agreed to make soup for our East Asian guests)
My Gigantic Need To Replace The Love I Lost From A Neglectful Father.
My GIGANTIC: an all star tribute to the Pixies.
My Gigantic Emergency Room Bill
My Gigantic stretch marks.
My Gigantic Incongruous Pixies Reference.
Fuck! naughtyduncan beat me to it. Shit.
@Prof_Derzshowitz: Could have gone with They Might Be Giants: My GIGANTIC Stand-ins for Johns Flansburgh & Linnell.
My Gigantic Phthalates
My Gigantic turkey basters
My Gigantic Uni-balled Steroid-veined Fuck-em Poles.
(I just calls it like I sees it...)
Peace, love, & LPs,
Tsuru
[www.tsururadio.com]
My Gigantic Eunuchs
My Gigantic Artistic Integrity
My Gigantic Opportunity To Post Under This Topic
My Gigantic Font Of Riveted Metal Letters
My Gigantic Fistfull Of Dildos
[and its sequel, For A Few Gigantic Dildos More]
And, last but not least,
My Gigantic Fear Of Emotional Intimacy
Everything's been composed so succinctly and poetically... the only thing I have to add:
My Gigantic UTI, or "You're gonna wash those between shoots, right?"
Gigantic Country on the Baltic Sea.
(There's only so much I've got in the Latvian humor department)
My Big, Fat, Gigantic Greek Dildos
The care and feeding of my gigantic ego
My gigantic five-dollar footlong.
My Gigantic David Hasselhoff Sculptures
My Gigantic emotional void
My Gigantic Ab Workout
My gigantic homoerotic drumsticks
My Gigantic Microphones. This is American Idol, right? Right???
My Gigantic Science Project
My Gigantic Schwartz
My Gigantic Suppository
My gigantic buy with my economic stimulus payment.
My Gigantic Minimalism.
The Gigantic Possibility of Head after Marriage
@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: If I were smarter, I would have gone with a TMBG reference, as I have just now realized that my Pixies-related line is VERY congruous with the box-cover image of a topless white girl grinning mischievously whilst clutching two enormously out-sized members.
But that is why I fail.
Not an entry, but I thought it was a giant yellow snake she was holding before I had a better look. And I was totally thinking of this guy I saw on South Beach with a yellow snake and not Britney Spears.
My Gigantic Episiotomy.
My Gigantic Anal Fissure.
I've made an GIGANTIC Mistake
/Arrested Development Reference
My Gigantic Cock-Tusked Elephant Poacher
My GIGANTIC model of Alex's dick
(I did model for them after all... it's a 2x scale model!)
My Gigantic Super-delegates
My Gigantic Spitzers
I just re-read the rules (and discovered I won a few weeks back, who knew?) and, as the venerable Prof_Dershowitz remarked, I realized my answer was very congruous as well.
Once more into the breach:
My Gigantic Radishes
My Gigantic Dilation
My Gigantic Need to Overcompensate
My Gigantic Rubber Dong Fetish
My Gigantic Void I Need to Fill
My Gigantic Orgasm Disorder
My Gigantic Desperation To Be In A Porn Flick
My Gigantic Freudian Slip
My Gigantic Aversion To Real Cock
My Gigantic Reason Why I'll Never Be A Legitimate Actress
My giagantic need for pain.
My GIGANTIC DVD Title Font.
My Gigantic Pain in the Ass
My Gigantic Need to be (ful)Filled
@CaptainCelery: I've been called a lot of things in my day, but being referred to as "venerable" is by far the best compliment I've received yet. Thanks!
PS: "Xup" was absolutely inspired. Congrats on your win. Did Fleshbot send you your free smut yet?
My gigantic picked mushrooms.
(It's a Latvian specialty)
My Gigantic Farmer's Son
expalained:
"Latvians are enthusiastic bread eaters, and in many homes, when cutting the first slice from a loaf of bread, the end is called a 'farmer's son'. Young women compete to eat this slice, so that they may marry a 'farmer's son' - someone who has their own home and farm."
My Gigantic Latvian Zorbing Ball
Okay, google - latvia zorbing - I swear to God.
The first link is the best.
Just do it, okay?
And thank you for your support.
the zorbs were very latvian until this week when they showed up on an american car commercial, thereby killing the latvianess of the reference.
My gigantic air purifier
My Gigantic and Overbearing and Overwhelming Desire to Split the Universe, and Therefore the Space-Time Continuum, Into Two Distinct and Nearly Perfect Halves, Thus Brining the Galaxies With Hundreds and Thousands and Millions of Starry-Specked Spurts Berthed In the Now Oceanic Harbors of the Constellations Veloria, Havalina & Olympus Mons, Jettisoned, In Part, by the Formerly Neighboring and Currently Wandering Spacecraft Manta Ray Santiago, With It and All Surrounding Detritus Being Engulfed and Absorbed by the Obliquely Obsidian-Flavored Oracular Orifice Tunneling Apart the Furthest Distance from It to the Sun (Distance Equals Rate Times Time), Run Backward and Forward In an Infinite Miasmic Loop, Finally Funneling the Twin Chasms Into an Obsequious New Partner to the Sister of the Brother of the Originating Impetus, Thy Name Be..."Schlong".
Huh?
My Gigantic Dense Paragraph
My Gigantic hope that someone will actually pay for this porn.
My gigantic lutefisk
@bmeboy: Fair enough. Zorbing comes from New Zealand anyway.
I like "My Gigantic Episiotomy" the best.
Also CloudCarrier.