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We found several clips today from the early '90s porn artifact "County Line," and even though they all seem to be related to each other a quick glance at the evidence shows a complete lack of coherence or narrative flow. So it's just like watching the actual movie from start to finish! Don't worry that we haven't included them all here or in any particular order, because we're confident that you can still follow along with the action no matter what moment you happen to enter the story. Of course, we had to include the bizarre intro simply for its striptease cameo by a young Chasey Lain. (And the weird guy pretending to speak Italian, though you may not be as amused by that as we are.) But giving away any more of the plot would just take all the fun out of it, although—spoiler alert!—someone will get naked.
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· "County Line Part 1" (Megarotic)
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· Part 2 (Megarotic)
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· Part 3 (Megarotic)
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Comments
I only made 1/2 way through the second clip... just tell me this much; does he ever take off his head set?
Speaking of... I popped into the mall for 5 minutes to pick up some cigars at the cigar shop for a photoshoot I've got tomorrow (yeah, cigars), and in there was some random guy 30-something guy, smoking a cigar, chatting away with his buddy and stuck in his right ear was one of those stupid blue tooth things.
Really? You can't take your phone off your face for 30 minutes to enjoy a smoke with your friend? Is it so dire that you be ready, like a lard-ass tiger in a business casual outfit, to pounce on the next incoming call that you feel the need to have a black rectangle stuck to your face, so that it looks like you have a strip of electrical tape over your ear and upper cheek.
Really?
Or do you just normally feel compelled to look like a douche?
Guys..... put your electronics away, unless, of course, that "electronic" is a fun vibrator and there's a naked lady lying in front of you waiting to be pleased.
Sorry for the rant, I know it's a cliche annoyance, but I felt compelled when I come home to look at my favorite porn site and there's some guy with pubic hair on his scalp and an oddly trendy mustache (why are they coming back?) who's getting busy, having fantasies, and he keeps his headset on?
*sigh*
Regardless... I love you fleshbot!!!
Peace, love, & LPs,
Tsuru
[www.tsururadio.com]
@Tsuru: Trendy? Joey Silvera's mustache has always been ahead of its time.
@Tsuru: And yes, the headset does come off. I completely agree with you about Bluetooth headsets though.
He's on a phone sex line at the same time. Multitasking!
@Zembo: Would that make the sex a menage a trois, then?
Possibly. Or an orgy if it's a conference call.
That would just be confusing.... wait, who just moaned?
I like the feedback during sweet lovins, trying to differentiate between noises could get very confusing. You think she's all into that new trick you are doing with your tongue, and it turns out it's just some hefty phone sex operator with a sultry voice making Mmm-yeah-mmmm noises while reading the latest edition of Us Weekly 800 miles away....
Well, that's just confusing!
;)
Peace, love, & LPs,
Tsuru
[www.tsururadio.com]
Hey, the first flick is Chaisey Lane sans implants!
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