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To celebrate fifteen years of getting us off while educating us at the same time, Babeland has released a list of 15 All-Star Sex Toys, though you'll have to see for yourself what makes a sex toy special enough to merit inclusion. (Hint: The King Kong Dildo didn't make the cut.) And yes, fifteen years of Babeland makes us feel very old. (babeland.com; thumbnail star = the Aneros Prostate Stimulator)