Yahoo! has sent a warning to its users with "adult" profiles telling them that they can't have adult profiles any more and that all "mature content" will be deleted from the site, meaning the end of porn, adult dating, and any other Yahoo group even remotely related to boobies or peen. Frankly, we didn't even know people still used Yahoo profiles, but we can sympathize with the outrage anyway! (jeffschult.com)

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