Fleshbot 
Mar 27, 2008 11:40 AM
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We understand the desire of parents to give their kids unique and interesting names, but whatever you do, please do not name your baby girl "Knockers." You're pretty much relegating her to a life of looking for "fun and kicks," awkward come-ons from family friends, and (obviously) killing her husband with sex on their wedding night. The surprise shootings are never fun, either. Seriously, just give her a nice wholesome name like Mary or Sarah or else she'll have creepy movie voiceover guys following her around until she's 30.
· "The Diary of Knockers McCalla" (1968) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)
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We understand the desire of parents to give their kids unique and interesting names, but whatever you do, please do not name your baby girl "Knockers." You're pretty much relegating her to a life of looking for "fun and kicks," awkward come-ons from family friends, and (obviously) killing her husband with sex on their wedding night. The surprise shootings are never fun, either. Seriously, just give her a nice wholesome name like Mary or Sarah or else she'll have creepy movie voiceover guys following her around until she's 30.
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